"Since the Beginning of Time" is the first Fairway Solitaire movie. It is unlocked after Course 6 (New Bee Golf).
The next movie is titled "Blueprint for Disaster."
Characters[]
- Narrator
- Bravetooth
- McDivot (debut)
- Gophers
- Prehistoric gopher
- Trojan gopher
- Native American gopher
- Golfers
- Caveman golfer
Plot[]
A narrator explains in the year 1436 in the Scottish Highlands, golfers and gophers had a war. Despite the gophers' fierce battle, it did not end well for them. He then explains since the beginning of time, golfers and gophers were rivals- from Ancient Egypt to the discovery of the New World. However, he then explains that one gopher (McDivot) will seek revenge and make a stand. McDivot is then shown speaking gibberish as a "Big Fish Studios" card falls on top of him, ending the movie.
Transcript[]
Narrator: 1436. Scottish Highlands.
[A golf ball is seen bouncing up a hill]
[The camera cuts to a Scottish gopher, Bravetooth, pulling a sword out from behind his back]
Narrator: Bravetooth fights for freedom...
[The camera cuts back to the golf ball, and many golfers appear]
Narrator: ...from the golfers and their vile courses.
[Bravetooth is seen on a sheep commanding an army of gophers wielding spears, swords, sticks, and shields.]
Bravetooth: *gibberish*
Narrator: It was a valiant and heroic battle.
[Many golf balls are hit into the air, with Bravetooth raising his sword against them]
Narrator: It did not end well.
[The background fades to brown]
Narrator: Since the dawn of time, golfers have been at war with gopher.
[A caveman golfer is seen next to a giant prehistoric gopher]
[The giant gopher is hit in the face with a rock, causing him to roar]
Narrator: From the reign of Egypt...
[A golf ball is seen knocking the nose off a gopher-shaped Sphinx, who then looks at its broken nose]
Narrator: To the Renaissance.
[A golf ball punches through a Leonardo Da Vinci-esque drawing of a gopher]
Narrator: From the Trojan War...
[A golf ball knocks the head off the Trojan Gopher, and a gopher looks out]
Narrator: To the discovery of the New World.
[A golf ball is seen being launched from a ship and onto a beach, and a Native American gopher looks at it and growns in disappointment]
[The camera cuts to a silhouette of a gopher]
Narrator: But now, one gopher will seek revenge. One gopher will make a stand.
[The gopher silhouette turns around, revealing himself to be McDivot, who looks at the camera in anger]
Narrator: One gopher will rise up and say...
McDivot: *gibberish*
[As McDivot talks and waves his arms around, the Big Fish Studios card falls down onto his head]
Narrator: Big Fish Studios is proud to present... Fairway Solitaire.
[The Fairway Solitaire logo is shown along with a gopher as the movie ends.]